A bad little kid moved in to my neighborhood He won't do nothing right just sitting down and looks so good He don't want to go to school and learn to read and write Just sits around the house and plays that rock and roll music all night Well, he put some tacks on teachers chair Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair Now, junior, behave yourself! Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand Every dime that he get-ooh is lost to the jukebox man Well he worries his teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop From rockin' and a-rollin', spinnin' in a hula hoop! Well this rock and roll has gotta stop Junior's head is hard as rock Now, junior, behave yourself! ow! (guitar solo) Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head Threw the canary and you fed it to the neighbors cat You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat Well, mama's head has got to stop Junior's head is hard as rock Now, junior, behave yourself! Whoo!